gallusrostromegalus:

libraryspectre:

libraryspectre:

Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron

I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it

How doe this post have less than 1,000 notes when “The Eye Of Sauron at the Cheesecake factory” has been living rent-free in my head for almost a decade?

shadowgamerhalo:

*hands you a rubber ball* Try bouncing this against the walls for a minute or two, it’ll help you get back your sillies.

anais-ninja-bitch:

maryschild:

“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.

synthient:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

honeycomb-butch:

california quails they’re unforgettable. small and round, black feather on top.

ALT

english-history-trip:

whitepeopletwitter:

Some of my faves:

inky-duchess:

ad-wills:

look away

Why must y'all come for me like this?

thememedaddy:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

taciturn-nerd:

prokopetz:

I feel like the legal institution of adoption is unreasonably limited by restricting it to parent-child relationships. If me and some random asshole want to legally be second cousins, I think we should just be able to do that.

This concept is hilarious. Yes we’re now cousins but there’s no aunts/uncles/parents connecting us. Cut out the middle man completely. We’re just family but not directly related ya know?

You understand me precisely.

For everybody saying “well ACTUALLY you can just decide to call whoever you want your uncle/cousin/whatever”, this isn’t about kinship – it’s about bureaucracy. I want to cause problems on purpose.

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!